Amos 4:1,2 Hear this word, you cows of Bashan, who are on the mountain of Samaria, Who oppress the poor, Who crush the needy, Who say to your husbands, "Bring wine, let us drink!" The Lord God has sworn by His holiness: "Behold, the days shall come upon you When He will take you away with fishhooks, And your posterity with fishhooks. NKJV
She Devils, Sponging Males & The Jerry Springer Show
Linophryne Lucifer! What a name for a fish. It is however, these Leftvents, these small, deep sea, angler type fish, occupying the sea depth some three to four thousand meters below the waves, that I would like to consider this evening. I am telling you friends, these triangular-headed, elongated, scale-less but gelatinous-bodied creatures, are the most ugliest looking pieces of work I have ever seen. Indeed, if I ever took the view that Satan attempted to create beings in the material world, then I would most certainly say that this was one of his freaky Frankensteinien experiments gone wrong and is rightly hept hidden in the darkest depths of the deepest seas. The female of the species are the ugliest of the sexes and are often four times the size of the males, having dagger like teeth surrounding their ever open mouths and are able to swallow prey at least twice their size. These females rarely move, but wait fat and motionless for both their mate and their prey to arrive.Now here’s the interesting bit regarding these monstrosities and Wikipedia puts it like this “Once a female is located, the male latches onto her with his otherwise useless teeth. Through enzymatic processes, the tissues of the male gradually begin to coalesce with the tissues of the female, resulting in a permanent attachment and a shared circulatory system, forming a hermaphroditic chimera. The development of the male's large testicles, which were delayed prior to this point begins, and all other organs in the male's body degenerate. Several males may thus attach to the same female with no apparent ill effects befalling her.”
Before I continue, I want to tell you that I have nothing against fat females or small underdeveloped men; I am one of them myself! However, there is something spiritual for us to get hold of here. Unfortunately, to see the spiritual, I also have to point out its manifestation in the material world. Bear with me now, for you will agree with me no doubt, that in this strange world of ours, there are a large number of fat devil women lounging about, with a well-hidden ability to lure little men to them and absorb them into themselves. This is very strange, but very true and I have seen it for myself, many, many times. In addition to my own personal experience, if you have ever had the peculiar punishment of being witness to that modern day freak show hosted by Jerry Springer, you will see that these fat devil fish and the very, very little men that attach to them, are together with their freaky offspring, the bread and butter of that outrage we have come to regard as entertaining television.
Like it or not, these fat and open-mouthed devil women abound and the simple little men whose testicles only grow when they attach to them, seem to abound yet more and more! It is also of note that amongst these little men, as their virility increases their other organs do indeed diminish and chiefly that organ in between their ears!
Surely, God has created these devil fish for us to observe and wonder at. Surely, these Lucifer fish, waddle in the dark depths with a living message in their mad and massive mouths? I think so and to add to your nightmares tonight may I make the following three observations:-
Firstly, that society is crumbling beneath our very feet. When I have to counsel so many young men to get a court action to ensure that the offspring from the large woman they have attached themselves to is theirs, (and it rarely is by the way) then society is crumbling beneath our very feet. Unless we take action now, then it is only a matter of time before it all comes crashing down.
Secondly, that there is a problem with masculinity in our land. When a man cannot become a man without being attached to a woman, then he has nothing to give, but everything to have taken from him. Men must learn to become men in and of their own right. Men must become strong of stature, stout of heart and steady in purpose and provision before they ever allow themselves the consideration of approaching a female. Yes I mean it! Strong men, stout-hearted men; men of substance would never go near a fat devil fish. Many of our men need a good swift kick in the pants to get them off the road to hell and the temporal dissolution of themselves.
Thirdly, there is a problem with femininity in our land. Let me say first , that if you are a wife and a mother, then you have the most important job in the world! It’s not very politically correct for me to say that, but it is Biblical and it is true. However, you should not be a mother before you become a wife, and may I say, you should not be a wife before you get yourself a life! Get an education! Get a job! Get some money behind you! Buy some land even! You see, you can set your sights high and still make a plan to get a man you know and yes, it is a man you need, it is a man who already has got his masculinity developed, his manhood in full sail, pulled tight against the wind and steaming ahead into his destiny. Get yourself a man woman! Someone who already has his testicles fully developed and not some underdeveloped little boy!
Our text for tonight, refers to the well-off, well-heeled Samarian women of power. God calls them fat cows! Rich or poor it doesn’t matter, because it's the same fat cow disease and produces the same sickness at every level of society. There is a sickness in our land, silently rotting the foundations of our society. The Linophryne Lucifer have come up from the depths and are flapping around on our shores. It’s got to stop friends and we haven’t got long to stop it before the fat cow fishhooks are cast toward us once again. It's worth thinking about, that's for sure.
Listen:- "I sent among you a plague after the manner of Egypt; Your young men I killed with a sword, Along with your captive horses; I made the stench of your camps come up into your nostrils; Yet you have not returned to Me," Says the Lord. "I overthrew some of you, As God overthrew Sodom and Gomorrah, And you were like a firebrand plucked from the burning; Yet you have not returned to Me," Says the Lord. "Therefore thus will I do to you, O Israel; Because I will do this to you, Prepare to meet your God, O Israel!" Amos 4:10-12 NKJV
Pray:- Lord, to us belongs shame of face, for we have failed to teach our young boys to be men and our young girls to be women. Can this be redeemed O Lord? Help us all tonight Lord to be better examples tomorrow of what it means to be a man and a woman before Your face O Lord. Amen.
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